I'mma D******d
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Bitch I'm a dickhead so the fuck what
Your daddy's a faggot and your mother's a slut
I cruise the earth without a care in the world
I don't need any homies and fuck a girlfriend
I could jack off in the middle of the mall
Only got one motto, fuck y'all bitches!
I punch little kids in the face and run
I don't give a fuck if I socked your son
I fake my way into bitches hearts
It's easy, half of these hoes are retards
As soon as a ninja bust a nut
I'll flip her, and piss all of her butt
I'll pull my pants up and dash away
Snatch her purse and throw the cash away
'Cause I don't need it, I steal my shit
From those who need it most
I'm a straight up dickhead!
(Holy shit, what you say? You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
I help old ladies across the street
Whip out a gun (Gahh!)
Pull out my meat, and scream "Suck that!"
'N give them a heart attack
When you're going to hell it ain't hard to pack, bitch!
I stand on the overpass and drop bricks
Shoot up high schools just for kicks
When I was a kid I was a terrorist
Fucking young hoes 'til they cherry bust
I still do whatever the fuck I choose
I got the clap, syphilis, body ooze
I don't use a condom, I spread this shit
'Cause I'm a dick bitch, and I don't quit
I attack my mom and dad with a sword
Drove them both to the mental ward
'Cause I'm horrid, I got mad drug habits
And torture baby rabbits, yo, I'm a dickhead
(Holy shit, what you say? You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
I was born a rich kid in a loving home
Burned it down, free I roam
I went to church and I stole the dough
Every Sunday yo, I was back for more
The preacher called me, and asked me why
I said I did it for meth and blast his eye
Socked the other one, he couldn't see
Grabbed all the money and out I flee
My melon is a big ass mushroom cap
With a pee hole right up under my hat
I missed a dickhead, the one and only
I robbed the homeless, cold and lonely
Kick them in the fucking face and gut hard
And then steal they shopping carts
And shove it down a hill, 'cause I'm ill
What's left? Find somebody to kill, a real dickhead!
(Holy shit, what you say? You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
(Holy shit, what you say? You ain't living like that, no way)
Damn right hoe, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't living like that, no way)
Oh yeah bitch, I'm a dick-dick-dickhead
I'm a big-big-big fat dick-dick-dickhead
"House of Wax? Let's go!"
"Noo way man, I ain't going up in there, no fucking way man"
"Why not?"
"'Cause man, that shit ain't for me"
"Awe man..."