Fairytale Of Sips Co
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It's Christmas Eve bro
At SipsCo. HQ
I'm all alone here
Just like every year
I pour myself a drink
A pint of mountain dew
I raise my glass up high
And toast our old friend Guy
Oh who's that bearded one
Outside, dressed like a bum
My god, it's freezing
But he's not squealing
He's got a plan I see
To build a factory
Won't make it on his own
Well I can change that
We'll have girls big as cars
And a pool full of cash
No, the fun never ends
Throw your fears in the trash
When the first block of dirt leaves the factory floor
They'll be crying and begging and screaming for more
We can do it
Hooray, best dirt ever made
In a rainbow of flavors from bacon to lime
The best Christmas ever, shame about the weather
We'll hang tinsel and baubles and drink some mulled wine
Pool boys from the interview chamber'll be singing
"SipsCo. hooray"
And the dirt will ship on out for Christmas Day
There's monsters about
And the power is out
The roof isn't done and it's covered in grime
There's a fire and a flood
And I'm covered in blood
SipsCo. Christmas my arse, we won't finish on time
Pool boys from the interview chamber still singing
"SipsCo. hooray"
But no dirt is shipping out on Christmas Day
Hey guys, you need a hand?
Well let's reform the band
I'll build this factory
With new technology
This dirt is super pure
One-hundred percent I'm sure
Come have a drink in here
The finest SipsCo. dirt beer
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir were singing
"SipsCo. hooray"
And the dirt was shipping out on Christmas Day
Thanks a lot everybody, Merry Christmas
Thank you so much, we love you
Oh, glad we made it, pressed the whole thing there
Ah Sips, you did it man
You did it (Congrats man)
Everyone, charge your glasses, this is a toast
Its charging, its charging
Not with electricity Duncan (Charged)
You're just supposed to fill it, with your beverage of choice
Put that laser away
You're going to set everything on fire
Bloody maniac
I know its cold, but come on
Ok, now are you ready? Are you done? (Yep)
A toast, To Sips and his dirt
Hurray, Sips and his dirt, yay
Ah, well done man, you did it (This is delicious, this-)
There's gonna be a lot of happy children
Unwrapping their presents with a dirt block just there
Don't take batteries though so at least that's something, you know
The naughty children get coal but the good children get dirt
They get dirt
How does that work? Oh god
So the really, really naughty children would get like
Gold or something according to this?
No, they get some pig shit
Wow
Ah Yeah
Lovely
Ah that was amazing
Okay, let's just do one more