Go See The Doctor

The song tells a comic cautionary story about a man who has casual sex without protection, then develops painful symptoms and seeks medical help. His mood shifts from confidence and bragging to fear, anger, and regret. By the end, he says he will avoid sex—or at least take precautions—before risking the same experience again.

Several images make the lesson memorable. “Three days later” works like a repeated warning: pleasure is followed by an unexpected consequence. The “microwave” comparison turns the woman’s supposed “heat” into a joke about getting “burned,” meaning harmed by a risky choice. The exaggerated threat that his body might grow a foot is comic nonsense, used to show how frightened he is by the doctor’s warning, not a literal medical outcome.

The lyrics use crude language and humor to discuss sexually transmitted infection and safer sex. The narrator initially blames the woman, but his final promise to use protection suggests he recognizes his own responsibility too. His claim that he will walk away from any future attraction may be comic overstatement rather than a realistic plan. The song’s tone is playful, but its practical message is serious: sexual choices can have consequences, and seeking medical advice and protection matters.