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Dinah-Moe Humm
Frank Zappa
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The name of this song is Dinah-Moe Humm
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Couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
Strolled on over, said, "Look here, bum"
"I got a 40 dollar bill says you can't make me cum" (No way)
(You just can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time, all men were scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
So I got down to it
Whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb
And applied rotation to her sugar plum
I poked and stroked 'til my wrist got numb
Still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from?
I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
And I can't get into it unless you get out of it
And I gotta get out of it to get myself into it
'Cause I can't get into it unless you get out of it
And I gotta get out of it to get myself into it
She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said
And here's what she said
"Just get me wasted and you're halfway there"
"'Cause if my mind's tore up, well then my body don't care"
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said my, my, my
What sort of thing might this lady get high upon?
The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got naked and laid on the floor
She said, Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little, ah
If I wasn't done yet
I told her, "Just because the sun want a place in the sky"
"No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try"
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
And asked her if she had any cooties in there
(What do you mean cooties?)
(No cooties on me)
She was buns up kneelin'
(Buns up)
I was wheelin' and dealin'
(Wheelin' and dealin' and ooh)
She surrendered to the feeling
(She sweetly surrendered)
She started in to squealing
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just twitchin' and her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down from the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition her sister was in
She quivered and quaked and clutched at herself
Her sister made a joke about her mental health
Until Dinah-Moe finally did give in
But I told her all she really needed was some discipline
I said, kiss my aura, Dora
That's right
You know why?
Because obviously it was real angora
And then I said
Would you all like some more-a?
Right here on the floor-a?
And how 'bout you, Fauna?
Do you wanna?
(Up on stage, up on stage, Frank)
(Take me up, man)
Sure
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Wait a minute
Now that you're up on stage, what's your name?
(Brian Riveria)
Are you having an okay Halloween, Brian?
(I am having an excellent time)
(Straight from Greenwich, man, Greenwich, Connecticut)
All right, now I'll tell you what
Brian, do you know the words to this song?
(Well, in a way)
Okay, here's...
Brian, this is your golden opportunity
This is the Frank Zappa perform-alike contest
Now here's what you're going to do
We're gonna play the song again and you're gonna pretend you're me
And you pretend to sing the song and dance all across the stage
And give these people a very good Halloween show, would you?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Okay, ready?
Work, work
Couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
Strolled on over, said, "Look here, bum"
"I got a 40 dollar bill says you can't make me cum"
(You just can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time, all men were scum (nice)
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
So I got down to it
Whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb
And applied rotation to her sugar plum
I poked and stroked 'til my wrist got numb
You know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again
Little Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe again
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe, yeah
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe, yeah
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe, yeah
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again
Little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe
(Hey, how come you guys aren't singing it?)
(Wait a minute, wait a minute)
Dinah-Moe
(Dinah-Moe)
Dinah-Moe
(Dinah-Moe)
Dinah-Moe
(Dinah-Moe)
Dinah-Moe
(Dinah-Moe)
(That's right)
Dinah-Moe
(Dinah-Moe)
Dinah-Moe
(Dinah-Moe)
Dinah-Moe
(Gimme that hat)
(Dinah-Moe)
(All right)
All right, all right
What?
Is that ready?
No, no, not yet
I'll tell you what
Boy, is this thing hard to hold on your head
Let's do another song
Here
No, no, we'll do that later
Hey, thanks, man, you do a pretty good imitation of me
Nice fingernail polish, really good, really good, I like that
Wait, show the camera, show the camera your fingernails
Very good, nice
All right
What's this?
Thank you
What? Okay
Thank you
Wait a minute
Uh, take these
Okay
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