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Winner #1
Dale Watson
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The winner, we have a winner
Number (number)
Number (number)
Number (number)
Number
34 (34)
The winner's 34
The winner's 34
The winner's 34
The winner's 34
The winner's 34
The winner's 34
The winner's 34
Number 34, where he's got 34
Thirty-four's the winner
Thirty-four's the winner
34
Thirty-four's the winner
34 (34, 34, 34)
34 (34)
What is your name, honey?
Delia
Delia, how many times you won?
This is first time
First time winner, Delia
Hey
Well, here's your money
But let's make a deal (whoo)
At start, since you're the first winner of the day
I got all four pockets
I wanna make you an offer
I would like to offer you
To trade me the money that you won 114 dollars
For the money that's in one of my pockets
Now, a little Chicken Shit history
In case you don't know
The most I've ever had in my pocket is 4000 dollars
The least I've ever have in my pocket
Is dollar and 29 cents in change
Change
Now
Now, the phonies in the pocket it could be the same amount
It could be more
I got 4000
Or it could be less
Now, you're already a Chicken Shit winner
You're a-
You've got the hundred fourteen dollars
You can just walk away with that
What should she do?
Should you keep the money?
Or go for a pocket?
He's standing up, don't ya?
Uh, he said to go for one of the pockets and
Let's go with the right back
Back, right pocket
That's your final answer?
Yes (hahahahaha)
This is your money
Alright
Now, you gotta hold the microphone
Ten
20
Chicken lover
Okay
30
40
40
Oh, a hundred and forty
Yeah (yeah)
What the hell was that?
(Ahaha) thank you
A hundred and forty
Hundred and forty dollars
She's got the narrow
She got the narrow
Again, don't forget free hotdogs
Not any dogs
The best dogs in the land
And the best beer in the world, Lonestar
Toodoo
Ah, that's right
Best beer in the world, Lonestar
National beer in Texas should be the national beer of the nation
Lonestar is the only beer that wipes your teeth
Lonestar
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