If I Was a Girl
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(Sorry boys, can't let you in
Not a good enough ratio
Come back with more chicks)
If I was a girl
Clubs would let me in
I'd never have to buy a drink
It'd just show up in my hand
If I was a girl
I could get ahead
Sleep my way to CEO
My interview's in bed
My life would go a little something more like this
I'd just spread my legs and make a wish
I would take advantage of the unending
Opportunities
If I was a girl
I'd be fucking set
Quit my job get knocked up
By some rich asshole instead
And if that doesn't work
Sell my nudes on the internet
Living life's on easy mode
When my currency's my tits
My life would go a little something more like this
I'd just spread my legs and make a wish
I would take advantage of the unending
Opportunities
If I was a girl
If i was a girl
My life would go a little something more like this
I'd just spread my legs and make a wish
Yea, I would take advantage of the unending
Opportunities
(If I was a girl)
(If i was a girl)
(If I was a girl)
If I was a girl
I'd have everything I said
But then I'd have to be a girl
And I would rather be dead