Prof Doppelganger
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My name is Professor Doppelganger
And I am here to unlock the secrets of your mind
To discover why you really are the psychotic trauma case
That we have been told you are by the authorities
You will lie down on the couch und listen to my voice
I will count down from ten
On one you will be asleep
Ten, nine, eight
You are feeling drowsy
Seven, six
You are falling into a deep, erotic sleep
Five, four
Your eyes are becoming heavier und heavier
You are getting closer
Two, one
You are asleep
Your subconscious mind is opening up to the power of my suggestion
You are feeling completely relaxed
Listen to my voice
I will guide you
Tell me of the first time you committed an atrocity
What was the turning point?
When did you realise you were different from the other boys?
What does it mean at the age of thirteen
To stuff the kids next door in their washing machine?
Switch it to spin, stand back and laugh
Then hang 'em by their nuts from a telegraph pole
German, Swedish, French and Dutch too
The voices have been calling me Eggsy since '82
It's not my fault, I can't be to blame
It's the voices in my head calling out my fucking name
You claim to be the embodiment of several different personas
Each one seemingly more confusing und profound
Search within your mind
Who am I talking to now?
Renni La Lou, new member of the crew
On the doctor's couch for all the bad things that I do
You might have heard it on the south-west news
Busted by the police for shagging monkeys in the zoos
On the TV but I walked away free
On the grounds of being mental since the age of three
You also talk of another character called Tom Venba Bolts
Think him forth, I wish to speak
Fuck you, touching my past
If you step to me, the next breath is your last
You want to hypnotise, get behind my eyes
If you delve any further then you're in for a surprise
I like doing things that cause pain and distress
Alone in the house I make your mother undress
You'll never break me or take me alive
You've got more chance of fucking Princess Di
After intensive hypnotic regression I have reached no solid conclusion
Dr. Gobsheitz, you hold the destiny of the test subjects in your hand
What is your opinion? Are they to be punished?
Hmm, let me ponder, hmm, let me think
These boys they like to smoke and they like to fight and drink
Their depravity defies the very gravity
Of the situation in which their minds revolve or so I think
Well doc, what's the prognosis?
They said they'd find a cure if I went and did hypnosis
They'd find the root of my fucking psychosis
Make me realise that my cause was hopeless
I fall asleep and questions they ask
Like "Let's take it back, back to your past"
I see the faces of the people I've known
It's like something out of the fucking Twilight Zone
Then I feel it, it starts to come near
The root of all my evil, drugs, fags and beer
They are beginning to break into the subconscious mind
To find out the real truth behind the goldy looking chain
GLC, GLC, GLC, GLC
The Chain Made of Gold
GLC, GLC, GLC, GLC
Fuck Insane Mess, fuck Rez