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Three String Guitar
NOFX/Friends
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I got two arthritic legs
I got five tuning pegs
I've got a bike that chain that I turned into a strap
I can't remember the songs that I wrote last week
Yeah I've got that
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I got thirty seven notes
And hundreds of used up famous quotes
And cliches on the wall
My songs are like trees in the forest
No one hears them fall
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There are so many things
I can do with just three strings
Still nothing gets dropped into the hat
I don't steal melodies
And sometimes just change keys
Song masturbation, yeah I've got that
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But all I need is two
To write better songs than you
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