Loser (Glee Cast Version)
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I became a junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put 'em in neutral
Stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control
Babies in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Don't keep saying I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps, burning down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel, another's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and a cocaine nose job
The daytime crowd was a folk singer's club
He hung himself with a guitar string
His climber took a neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You get it right if you can't relate
Trade cash for the beat, for the body, for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax
Falling on a termite, he's choking on the splinters
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(You got to press you with the cheese whiz)
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Drive-by bikers
Yo, bring it on down
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe it)
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Yeah)
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Ain't this record, Detroitian, baby?)
Soy, open the door
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm saying?)