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My Band (Produced By Eminem)
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I don't know, dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band, dude
And I think everybody's got a fucking problem, me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want a whole hand
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12, baby
They're all like, oh my god, it's him
Becky, oh my fucking god, it's him
I swear to fucking god, dude, you fucking rock
Please, Marshall, please let me suck your cock
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
All their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
It's like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight, it's kind of like ceiling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude, I just think they're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday, Kanava tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him, Jessica Albert's my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because of me
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want a whole hand
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?
Hey dad, how come we don't rap our prose and smash these vocals and do a performance?
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
No, I'm swear
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room?
Cause I should've looked smaller than a decimal
See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
Look at them little punk ass thinking he the shit
Yeah, I know man, by himself taking all the flicks
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Klu
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for sound check
Man, my mics are screwed up
You know what man, I'ma say something
You got something to say?
I thought you was about to tell him off man, what's up?
Man, I'ma tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be cool
Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want a whole hand
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
All the lead singers rap but the group is not
We're from sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut this mic off when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan every time I hit it
Hey dude, I love your band
We in the band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why get 90 and we only get 10%?
And these guys actin' funny every year we in cold
Proof came and banged
Bitch, carry on, can't make it to the stage
Security in my way
God damn it, I'm sick of this crew
About time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
To a con artist, slip me some crack
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions like
Who is D12? How we get started?
But what about Eminem? Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the poverest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
But he told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm out of this band
I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl, what can you see?
You're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart
To know that you don't know my name
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man
Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the new thing
My band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single
It's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa
Where did everyone go?
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