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Ready Player Two
The Chalkeaters/Chi-Chi/Alex Walker Smith
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Heโs too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox
Heโs scared of Koopa shells and question blocks
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Anyone can fly a plane
Anyone can vacuum ghosts
But itโs not easy being loved the most
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No wonder the Switch brand color isnโt green (Mamma mia, I'd kill myself!)
And SEGAโs blue like all the coolest things (Ha-ha, like me!)
Who else would make a barrel swing?
Who else would date the Koopa Queen?
The burden falls on heroes of the screen
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Fuck it
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Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
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Itโs time to raise my voice
Itโs time to make some noise
โCause Iโm a second choice
Iโm just a second choice
So-called protagonist
You mold my agonies
I get up off my knees
I'm pressing start now
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When his baby in trouble
Iโm running
Iโm playing his humble taller double
When itโs โbout my Boo, heโs ghosting
And watching me stumble
You be hatinโ my struggle
โCuz Iโma snatch the air bubble
Iโm just tryna live
Tryna set me free from your lil brotha
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The movie sold me short
Was in it less than Toad
Iโm betting my spaghetti
Youโre getting stomped on
Weโre never at the front
A spinoff afterthought
This time weโre catching up
To tear your freakin' needles off!
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Iโm tired of being a bother
A player two equals zero
Itโs always Mario Brothers
And Sonic Heroes
Rise up against glory hedgehogs
And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
New game plus awaits
Now we smash buttons!
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Weโre not your clockwork toys
Wound up with just your voice
Always a second choice
We're not a second choice
So called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We get up off our knees
Just wait a second
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Itโs time to raise my voice
Itโs time to make some noise
We're not a second choice
Weโre not a second choice
So-called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We're getting off our knees
We're smashing start now
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Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
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Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player
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