Drinks Don't Have a Fucking Gender
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Drinks don't have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that's right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn't
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don't have a fucking gender, it's true
Don't tell me I can't drink that shot
Because it's just too bold
My gender isn't governed by
The drink I choose to hold
Aged Scotch or a fine bourbon, neat
They taste real good to me
And drinks don't have a fucking gender, you see.
Drinks don't have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that's right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn't
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don't have a fucking gender, it's true
I'm something of a sugar fiend
It's not a felony
With cocktails full of grenadine
Blood of my enemies!
They taste great and they're strong as hell
What makes that immature?
Cuz drinks don't have a fucking gender, for sure.
Drinks don't have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that's right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn't
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don't have a fucking gender, it's true
Just cuz I like tequila
It don't mean I overdo
I savor the expensive stuff
And stop before I spew
I'm not a lush, I'm not a mess
I drink it nice and slow
And drinks don't have a fucking gender, you know.
Drinks don't have a fucking gender
Oh, you know, that's right
Both cosmos and straight whiskey
They can keep us warm at night
Just cuz a drink is pink it doesn't
Say a thing about you
Cuz drinks don't have a fucking gender, it's true
Well, I like wine, it's yummy
It's the way that I unwind
I might just have another glass
If you would be so kind
I'm not a snob about it
But just let me reinforce
That drinks don't have a fucking gender, of course
We all like drinking different things
That's totally okay
Drinks are not identity
Whatever others say
But all that said, please don't drink crap
Cuz life is just too short
For Bud Lite
Or Arbor Mist
Or Everclear
Or FourLoko!
Or $1 Long Island Iced Teas (shudder)
Be good to you, you're worth it
Drink good booze that likes you too
And drinks don't have a fucking gender, it's true