Be Polite
The Gophers Marvin the Martian
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Oh, Matt?
Yes, chum?
Could you please pass me the cream for my cup of tea?
I would be delighted
Well, thank you
Not at all, thank you for your thank you
Oh, well, you're welcome for my thank you
Well, thank you again
Be polite, always be nice
Make sugar your favorite spice
My aunt sent me a birthday card
I was so completely charmed
I seized the chance, I could not pass it
I sent her a muffin basket
I was at the bank today
The teller sent a smile my way
She did it with such great panache
I gave the teller all my cash
Be polite, always be nice
Make sugar your favorite spice
When helping granny cross the street
Take the time to massage her feet
B-E P-O-L-I-T-E
B-E P-O-L-I-T-E
Say please and thank you
When you hear a sneeze, say bless you
Open doors and pull out chairs
Don't push people down the stairs
We were dining Thursday night
The waiter set our plates just right
We were so very impressed
We knitted him a sweater vest
When our car ran out of gas
The tow truck driver got there fast
He filled our tank with no delay
We took him to a Broadway play
Be polite, always be nice
Make sugar your favorite spice
If someone shoots you with a laser beam
Remember that it would be rude to scream
Be polite or I'll vaporize you