Water's Not Wet
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Wet is an adjective that is only conditional,
that's used to describe the surface
of something that is typically... dry
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of
that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
You get caught outside in the rain
You say "Oh! My hair got wet!"
Oh!
Now I gotta get it redid!
Now, now, now I gotta get it redid! Oh!
My shoes got wet
Now I gotta let em sit outside
And dry
You don't say that
The ocean gets wet
It's just WATER
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
Fire! Right?
We know that it burns things, right?
But it's not in and of itself, BURNED, right?
Water! Right?
We know that it wets things, right?
But it's not in and of itself, WET, right?
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
Water's not wet!
Water's not wet!
Water's not water's not water's not wet!
Water gang water gang water gang water gang water gang water gang
WATER'S NOT WHAT
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