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Merry F'n Christmas
Denis Leary
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Old Saint Nick's got bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas
Everything's so Christmas-y
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion
Crappy toys flying off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in hell
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas
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All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion
Crackling fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It's a keep on truckin', last year suckin'
Midget chuckin', slap the puck in
How much wood could a woodchuck chuckin'
Merry fuckin' Christmas!
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