Lyrics Original Translation Bilingual
So I dunno if we can pull this off I mean, we wrote and rehearsed it in under 20 minutes But, if we do, it's because we did it together, all of us That's exactly what people say before they make a baby, I think Okay, well, without any further ado We present to you the musical rom-com slash action thriller, "Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl!" Oh, no! We're a bunch of secretaries, from New York, held hostage in Nakatomi Towers Shush! I'm Karl, da one with beautiful hair! I'm Hans Gruber, consider yourself grubed Tess McGill can't let a bunch of terrorists ruin her dream I hope the police come soon Ow, glass hurt John McClane's feet I'm Agent Johnson, and I'm Agent Johnson And we're from the FBI I'm John, he's Johnson, he's John, I'm Johnson! Two fancy-footed federal guys I might just be a local cop, but will you guys back off me? Things are getting pretty tense, does anybody want coffee? You know, we're not so different, you and I We're both ambitious, Hans Tess McGill, you've stolen this Gruber's heart Like I'm stealing these bearer bonds I cracked the co-oh-oh-oh-de! So here's the bearer bonds, which is the same as money I guess Hey, let's make that radio deal! Hip hop? Hip hop! Mwah! That's not in the script! Just go with it, they love it! No Is that two rows of teeth I'm feeling? My baby teeth never fell out And Jack Trainer and I are a couple now as well, so that's good Hip hop! Hip hop! Hans, you're feeling love's great power But now I gotta push you off the tower! Come here! I'm gonna get you, come on! Ah! I'm so mad about my brother so I kill you about it! No! Ah! Thanks, Al! If only there was a place where we could all be happy and not get killed Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above Filled with bearer bonds and love, where dreams don't die hard Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above Filled with shoulder pads and love, where dreams can fly hard But until we can live in that imaginary world We'll work hard or die trying, girl Yes, yes, woo! Oh my god, Carly Simon? Who? Oh, sorry, you-you like Carly Simon You look like Carly Simon, but it's a compliment, back off, sorry, jeez I smell a Tony, which is also what happens to be what I call my farts Work hard Or die trying, girl (ooh) You work hard, you die hard Work hard (work hard! Come on, come on! Oh) Or die drying, girl You work hard, you try hard Work hard (ooh) Or die trying, girl (yeah) You work hard, you die hard Work hard (no, no, no, no, no) Or die trying, girl (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) ย