Anything Goes
George Melly & Chilton's Feetwarmers
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In olden days
A glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows
Anything goes
Good authors too
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes
The world has gone mad today
Good's bad today
Black's white today
Day's night today
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
So though I'm not the great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose
Anything goes
In olden days
A glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows
Anything goes
Good authors too
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes
If driving fast cars
You like your blow bars
You like your bald heads
You like your bare legs
You like your Mae West
You like your me undressed
You like nobody will oppose
So though I'm not the great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose
Anything goes
Anything, anything, anything goes