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mike townsend (is a disappointment)
the garages
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The waterboy looks down on him
As he picks up the ball
It's another awful day
It's another awful day
For Mike Townsend
Our prodigal son, our shameful pitcher, Mike Townsend
And he pitches the ball in the same way
To the same place every time, like an asshole
And it's a strong hit to the outfield
And it's a double for The Spies
Mike Townsend is a disappointment
He's a loser and a total disgrace
Mike Townsend is a disappointment
Mike Townsend better end up in flames
Yeah
He throws the ball in the air
So that he can catch it and look cool
But he misses catching it on the way down
And he just drops it on the floor
And has to bend down and pick it up again
Like nobody just saw him drop it
And then he pitches the ball in the same way
To the same place every time, like an asshole
And the batter sees the defeat in his eyes
And there's no strikes, no outs, it's a home run
Great job
Mike Townsend is a disappointment
He's a loser and a total disgrace
Mike Townsend is a disappointment
Mike Townsend better end up in flames
Yeah
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Mike Townsend is a disappointment
He's a loser and a total disgrace
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