My Alien Girlfriend
Molemen, Murs & Slug
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The girl of my dreams ain't from round here
She don't care about the bullshit down here
I wish you'd come back and save me lady
Cause these earth women wanna make me crazy
I try everyday to escape the world
Fantasizing about my alien girl
Look into the sky to find my love
Because these earth women are too fucked up
She was naked, standing over my bed
It must be a dream, try to shake it from your head
Six packs deep, not exact but roughly
Half asleep until she reached out and touched me
She was ugly but glorious divine
No words needed, she spoke into my mind
Didn't make a sound, no need to
She could read through every thought like I was see-through
Grabbed my hand, bled me the truth
Traveled from far to the top of my roots
She said she was one of two, she came to Minneapolis
Her twin sister went to Los Angeles
The plan was just to come find the Felts
And they was thinking that maybe Murs and myself could help
She showed me how she came from a planet
Where everybody took all of they passion for granted
I tried to understand it, but I'm a one-track
Staring at her space tits, trying to hold my tongue back
Didn't matter, she could read my mind
And you'd have to be blind not to see my crimes
She caught on, well she's a quick learner
Climbed aboard her mothership as more than an observer
She said no to the anal probe (drop it)
But she swallowed the specimen to digest and take home
The girl of my dreams ain't from round here
She don't care about the bullshit down here
I wish you'd come back and save me lady
Cause these earth women wanna make me crazy
I try everyday to escape the world
Fantasizing about my alien girl
Look into the sky to find my love
Because these earth women are too fucked up
She wore a lavender velour space suit with gray boots
Titanium, Orion diamond-studded waist too
Her anti-gravity bra hugged her breasts like it was'sposed to
A fuchsia fifty-thousand volt phaser in her holster
I approached her, shit, I mean I had to
There's only two other guns in existence like that
And I couldn't fight that, plus she was bad too
"What's up, how are you?" She just looked the other way
I held out my piece and she had a lot to say
"Where'd you get it, how'd you get it
Who'd you kill and what system?"
I lit up a square, held my hand up, dismissed her
Went to kiss her but she flipped and
Grabbed my waist and tried to get it
I snatched her wrist and twisted, leaned to her ear and whispered
"My boy anti-thefted, the safety genetic
Anybody but me touches and they hand'll get shredded
Make a move like that, you won't live to regret it"
She flipped me from her shoulders, got our conversation deaded
I said, "Bitch! What are you smokin'?
A big fat dick comin' from the Pleiades?
Don't make me fill your ass up with fifty-thousand V's
Of electricity, bitch I fry my enemies
You need to recognize a G," she started chastising me
Dissed my whole galaxy and the dudes that I roll with
Claimed a polar cap, she was one cold bitch
The whole bar was watchin', couldn't go for that shit
She paid for her drink, then she headed for the door
Left me no choice, I had to fire from the floor
En fuego, I mean the bitch went day-glo
Then vaporized into a pile of ash in a flash about the size of an Eggo
But ayo, I know we just met and it could've been love
But the bottom line is, never let a bitch disrespect you in the club