Guilt Free Sex
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Its hard to know just what to say
So I'm apologizing the cowboy way
To an old friend who I know that I've done wrong
I stole your girl, I must confess
And it's causing me serious distress
And that's why I'm a'singin this song
Cuz I could have anyone in the world
Yet I have to pick the only girl
That my former best friend has been loving too
And I think of your pathetic life
No job, no friends, no sexy wife
To ease my sorrows, what's a man to do?
I feel guilty constantly
There's only one thing that helps me
And that is
I don't feel guilty when we're having sex
Cuz oh let me tell ya, that shit's the best
When I'm inside her, well everything feels right
I don't feel guilty when we're bonin'
When she's suckin, and I'm moanin'
Gonna have me some guilt free sex tonight
But after I cum, I'm forced to admit
That I truly feel like a royal shit
I've been a rascal, Johnny, and a total prick
And I say "Lizz, maybe you should give John a chance!"
But before I know it, she rubs my pants
And soon enough, her mouth is on my dick
And I don't feel guilty when she sucks my cock
And says "Lyman, can't you stop all that pussy talk?"
Then I clear my conscience all over her face
Hard to feel guilty when she takes her gob
And she starts slobbin on my knob and
I ask her "Girl, how's that guilt free semen taste?"
Can't get these demons out my head
Until little Lizz invites me up to bed
I'm not concerned with first rate nerds
When we're discussing our safe words
And humping like we're teenage newlyweds
I seem to have gotten a bit off track
My point is, I want our friendship back
Hope you don't mind me comin' back around
And if you're cool with what I do
I can make a little deal for you
And ask Lizz about a three-way if you're down
And I don't feel guilty with mรฉnage a trois
I don't care if it violates religious laws
When you add a third party, it doubles the fun
And I won't feel guilty when we're doing anal
Cause lemme tell ya that shit's insane-al
Guilt Free sex is the only way to cum!
And after apologizing, you know what's on my agenda next?
Going home and having me some guilt free sex!
Sex!
Sex!
Soo-wee!