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Do you have any idea where they're sending you Elder Price? Well, of course we don't really have Final say over where we get sent But, I have been praying to be sent to My favorite place in the whole world Well, if you prayed for a location I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen Aw, c'mon, you guys The most important time of a Mormon kid's life Is his mission A chance to go out and help heal the world That's my mission Soon I'll be off in a different place Helping the whole human race I know my mission will be something incredible Elders, form a line and step forward When your name is called, Elder Young Yes, sir Your mission brother will be Elder Grant That's me, hey, brother And your mission location is Norway Oh wow, Norway, land of gnomes and trolls Two by two We're marching door to door 'Cause God loves Mormons And he wants some more A two-year mission is our sacrifice We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints Two by two and today we'll know Who will make the journey When and where we'll go We're fighting for a cause But we're really, really nice We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints Elder White and Elder Smith Oh, I knew we'd get paired together Your location will be France France, land of pastries and turtlenecks Two by two, I guess it's you and me We're off to reach across land and sea Satan has ahold of France We need to knock him off his perch We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Elder Cross and Elder Green You will be serving in Japan Oh, Japan, land of soy sauce And Mothra Elder Harris and Elder Brown Heavenly Father Where will I go on my mission? Will it be China Or Old Mexico on my mission? It could be San Fran by the bay Australia where they say, "G'day" But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place Orlando, I love you, Orlando Sea World and Disney And Putt-Putt Golfing Elder Price Yes, sir Your brother will be Elder Cunningham That's me, that's me, hello Oh, hi And your mission location is Uganda Uganda, Uganda, cool, where is that? Africa Oh boy, like Lion King Two by two and now it's time to go Our paths have been revealed So let's start the show Our shirts are clean and pressed And our haircuts are precise We are the Army of the Church We are the Army of the Church We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ Two by two, we march for victory Armed with the greatest book in history We'll convert everyone All across the planet Earth That is the beauty of, the essence of The purpose of, the mission of The soldiers of the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints ย