Plastic Paddy's Day
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It's march again, the day has come
When everything goes green
The stereotypes will rise again
The huts, the drinks, the beers
Call it Paddy's, call it Paddy's
We'll laugh to fucking chaos
Tonight we'll have a grand crack
If and if I don't know what it is
The other day I was walking down on Eden Quay
And I was feeling wonder
Cause there was no leprechauns
I saw no fucking elves
Or streets and pots of gold
But what I got knockers
Searching for a shot
In the pub I asked
For a nice car bomb
But they replied satanay
And listened to a fuck up
So I asked for a green beer
Like in Gardenia's streets
But they gave me an ice cube
With beer can in the glass
So happy fucking plastic Paddy's day
When everyone goes green
Except the Irish men
Big boots of Boston
New York or Khazarettes
Just drink and make a fool of you
For plastic Paddy's day
I went back to Temple Bar
It was hasty and fierce
Since I wanted to piss off
The teeth I had in my mouth
I paid my seven euro
For a nice pint of stout
But everyone knows Guinness
Here is not the same
Thanks to goodness I found
A few Americans there
We went out singing loud
And on the Mercedes' gate
First a whisky in the jar
And then a card, a brick song
Could it be a better way
To celebrate the day?
So happy fucking plastic Paddy's day
When everyone goes green
Except the Irish men
Big boots of Boston
New York or Khazarettes
Just drink and make a fool of you
For plastic Paddy's day
Well I'm holding forth here from the stage
But I don't really know
If I'm different from them
Cause I collected me money
Singing pub and drinking songs
And all the dignity I had
It was lost with this song
I'm sorry lads
I probably drunk too much tonight
Cause I hardly know
Who and where I fucking am
But anyway, Jesus
I see that I'm the only one
Inside this bloody hell
Without a huge green Paddy hat
So happy fucking plastic Paddy's day
When everyone goes green
Except the Irish men
Big boots of Boston
New York or Khazarettes
Just drink and make a fool of you
For plastic Paddy's day