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A-B-C
John Zacherle
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All right now children, it's nursery time, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
I'll smash you and you'll smash me, ha-ha-ha-ha
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
I'll beat your brains out, wait and see, ha-ha-ha-ha
Now if you're gonna flinch, ah, then I'm gonna think
That you're just some kind of old cowardly fink there, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
W, X and Y and Z
Now I'm gonna dislocate your knee, ah-ha-ha-ha
Then you're gonna be moving two ways at once
Ha-ha, just like my mother-in-law, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Now I looked you over, what a blob
You're just some kind of a big fat slob there
You may think you know your ABCs
But still your hair is full of fleas, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
You better just give in, that's what you better do
Or I'm gonna kick you right on your little shinny-shin-shin
Just don't try and go too far
Your little fat head's gonna wind up in
A jar, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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Now we're going to try our numerals
Ah, may I have your attention there, children?
One, two, three, four, five and six
Won't you try my favorite mix?
Some snakes and some toads and lots of rats and lots of mice
Now just par-boil them, they'll taste so nice, ha-ha-ha-ha
Now if you want an entrรฉe, too
I'm real nifty on a caterpillar stew
Now we know our ABCs
Now kindly stop this record please, I thank you
Now, break it up there
I asked you to smash it
Will you take that record off and rig it?
God you
ABCs there, do you know them or don't you?
ABC there
God it off
Take it away
ABC, one, two, three, ABC
Woo, woo
ABC there, oh
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