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Mr Wonderful's Toupees
Peter Combe
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Dry your eyes put on a smile
Today's your lucky day
Feel young again, make new friends
With Mr Wonderful's Toupees
We have your size we have your style
So bring your head to us today
Make your life complete give your head a treat
With Mr Wonderful's Toupees.
You need not fear that telltale patch
That gives the game away
Our brand new stock arrives today
Of Mr Wonderful's Toupees.
And if you like we'll do a trade
Your old toupee for the latest style
So choose your type the time is right
For Mr Wonderful's Toupees.
We offer you a complete guarantee
And an after sales service that is second to none
We offer you a complete range of styles
And don't matter if your'e 45 or 71
Mr Wonderful Mr Wonderful Mr Wonderful's Toupees.
If you're a guy who's rather shy
But also rather bald
Oh don't you cry, don't even sigh
Come to Mr Wonderful's.
Surprise the flies when they arrive
To use your head as a skating rink
Life could be fun if you had one
Of Mr Wonderful's Toupees.
We offer you a complete guarantee
And an after sales service that is second to none
We offer you a complete range of styles
And don't matter if your'e 45 or 71
Mr Wonderful Mr Wonderful Mr Wonderful's Toupees.
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