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Zombie Apocalypse Lancashire
The Don Woz
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It was in the North West of England
That the first infections occurred
Didn't even make it on the local news at first
It seemed so absurd
But then the internet did what the internet does
And soon spread the word
And the actual virus went virtually viral
'Til everybody had heard
In retrospect, then what happened next
Seems, well, kinda dumb
But influencers want to influence us
So they had to come
From everywhere, then they were right there
And though it seems really strange
Thought they could get richer from taking a picture
But zombies ate their brains
Read My Lips
It's the Zombie Apocalypse
Started in Lancashire
And tomorrow, it'll be here
The number of cases escalated
The army mobilised (Atten-shun!)
But each and every one who died
Joined the other side
Increased the spread of the undead
Slowly marching on
From villages, to towns and cities
All fought the hungry throng
Preston, Rochdale, Manchester
They all fell one by one
Without hesitation, United Nations
Said, 'Something must be done!'
Although opinion divided, it was decided
There's only one way to be sure
And scientists reckoned a nuclear weapon
Would be the only cure
Read My Lips
It's the Zombie Apocalypse
Started in Lancashire
And tomorrow, it'll be here
Zombie, hey, hey
Zombie, bee
Zombie, hey, hey
Zombie, bee
Collateral damage, will have to be managed
Was the way that they described
The millions taken by the bomb's detonation
Who until then had survived
But the deadly contagion avoided detection
Until someone's face got bit
So when some tried to veto and others to say 'No!'
They had no part of it
As the cases increased and took over England
Survivors accepted their fate
But nobody had thought of Manchester airport
Before patient zero date
And the rest of the World didn't have long to wait
Before it revealed its fate
A reported case in every country and state
It was too late
Read My Lips
It's the Zombie Apocalypse
Started in Lancashire
And tomorrow, it'll be here
Read My Lips
It's the Zombie Apocalypse
Started in Lancashire
And today, it's made it here
Zombie, hey, hey
Zombie, bee
Zombie, hey hey
Zombie, bee
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