Duku Man Skit ft. Fearless
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Ayy, what?
You wanna quickly duku this ting?
Ayy, go on
Yo, I'm like lately I'm seein' not many man
Are comin' up with funny little skanks and ting
But when I'm on a skanking ting, no lie, I'm on a blanking ting
And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thanking ting
But if you bring a pretty girl around me, I'm on a spanking ting
It's no wanking ting, ayy
See me, I'm on a skanks and ting
Furthermore, I should be the skanking king
So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time (What?)
Only get one chance, don't get nine
Like Kartel said, mi cocky longer than mi nine
So back it up, come mi bump and grind
I'm a man, you're a female (Female)
And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
But they can't back their real ting up in detail
Don't make your pictures run all your emails
Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC
So anytime I get a day off, I like
Writin' angry lyrics with my friends
Reminiscin' about the days when we used to lick a lot
Of shots in the block and go to girls' hostels (Ah)
Shagged them then link their best friend
You're the shit on my shoe, waste (Uh)
Your dad shoulda splashed on the floor, kicked your mum's face
Ayy, if you're a duku man (Uh)
You gotta be stackin' up duku grands
Got fools 'round here, no lulus, man (Uh)
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)
What planet are you on? You must be cuckoo
I don't wanna put a ting in Fifi's hand '
Cause he will definitely make it go dooku
Man are supposed to have balls, not lulus
Never have I seen a man run that fast
I'm surprised that he never done a poo-poo
Ayy, doughnut, dickhead, Beenie Man's cousin (Yeah)
Maple Silica? Ayy, more than a dozen
And I did ask Tulisa and she told me that
"I will never shag a man unless I love him"
Zagaza, wannabe fake raggamuffin
How can you let a likkle man like me make
Two grown man like you start dussin'?
Never talk to the feds, when they come, I start duckin'
You man are buggin'
Wanna talk shit behind my back, when you see me, you start runnin'
But you ain't heavy like a tonne full of bricks
And Dubs got a bag full of hits
You and your boys are bag full of pricks
If we come to your party
You know we're gonna leave with all of your chicks
Ayy, if you're a duku man (Uh)
You gotta be stackin' up duku grands
Got fools 'round here, no lulus, man (Uh)
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dukes, tell me now)
What would you do if you're in a club dancin'
And man roll with his girlfriend on a sad ting?
Then she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting
I know what I would do, I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink (Beat it)
Give her willy 'til her eye dem wink
Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink
You are not my girlfriend, you're just another link
I don't care what you think
When I die, don't bury me, burn me
The way things are goin', I might die early
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines
Like "I'm a killer and no one can hurt me"
Yo, when I die, don't bury me, freeze me
The way things are goin', I might die easy
I hate MCs that come up with dead lines
Like they shoot crack and guns like Jeezy (Oi)
Rarse, many man I know are livin' in a dreamland
Thinkin' they can play two notes on a
Keyboard and come up with a song like ours
Your mixtape stinks like a fart, my
Album's a slot in the charts (Yeah)
Half a million on my CDs got shifted like hotcakes over the counter
So could you please stop standin' in west when
You can't even sell two of them in an hour?
Tug of kamanyan (Yeah)
I come through with the shank then done them (Yeah)
I'm from a place called North West London
I heard your mum's got bunions, fam, what?
Ooh, innit