Hey Kafka
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He's Franz Kafka
A bureaucrat chained to his desk
A Prager Kafka
Where towns and minds are Romanesque
Hey Kafka
Your self-esteem is statuesque
His dad was a blowhard
His mom was a wreck
Sprechen German
When he preferred Czech
He tried to learn science
But soon switched to law
And imagined great sex
With each woman he saw
Franz Kafka
Your love life pays
Like a Czech burlesque
Prager Kafka
An insect's mind
Is just too grotesque
Hey Kafka
Even Sartre thinks you're Kafkaesque
In the daylight he wrote
For his insurance firm
In the darkness his prose
Made his audience squirm
This bohemian's world
Was a slouch and a shrug
Took a chameleon turn
On the couch as a bug
Hey Kafka
A bureaucrat chained to his desk
A Prager Kafka
Where towns and minds are Romanesque
Hey Kafka
Your self-esteem is statuesque
Hey Kafka
Your love life pays
Like a Czech burlesque
Prager Kafka
An insect's mind
Is just too grotesque
Hey Kafka
Even Sartre thinks you're Kafkaesque
In the daylight he wrote
For his insurance firm
In the darkness his prose
Made his audience squirm
This bohemian's world
Was a slouch and a shrug
Took a chameleon turn
On the couch as a bug
Franz Kafka
A bureaucrat chained to his desk
A Prager Kafka
Where towns and minds are Romanesque
Hey Kafka
Your self-esteem is statuesque