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Paul, DJ
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Alright, alright, this your boy DJ Paul KOM man
You know how me and DJ Scream and Whoo Kid do it man
You know what I'm sayin
We always gotta throw some crazy DJ Paul jokes on there man
Some of 'em might be funny, some of 'em might don't be funny
But we just gotta throw 'em on there anyway
Alright, check this out
So it was two ugly motherfuckers that
Loved to have sex with the lights off
But they couldn't tell each other when or when they did not
Want to have sex with the lights off because it was dark
So they said we gon' make up touchy signs to
Let each other know when we wanna have sex
So the lady was like, "Alright, cool, you grab
My left titty two times when you wanna have sex
And you grab my right titty one time when you don't wanna have sex"
And then the dude was like, "Alright, cool
He was like, cool, okay I got one too"
He said, "You grab my dick one time when you wanna have sex
And when you don't wanna have sex, you grab my dick 65 to 70 times"
Hahahahahaaaa
So a guy walked on the elevator and he said, beautiful young lady
He said, uhh, uhh, umm, "Do you mind if I smell your pussy?"
And she said, "Fuck no, hell you may not"
And he said, "Okay, well it must be your feet then"
Hahahahahaha
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
That's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy
So it was a blonde chick man, she got mad
Like a motherfucker, mad like a motherfucker
When she got her driver's license back and it had a "F" under "sex"
Hahahahahaha
A "F" for female you motherfucker, y'all didn't get that one did you?
A "F" for female
Hahahahaha
Check this out, check this out
A bitch text me the other day and she said, "
What do it mean when somebody text you and say IDK?"
And I said, "I don't know"
And she said, "Damn, don't nobody know what it means, fuck"
Hahahahahaaaa
Scream, Whoo Kid, drop that shit
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