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The Birthday Song
Caroline Konstnar
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Today's the day That your mom's vag was on display Your
Fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed '
Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate?
Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to
CVS and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah
Reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable
Gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't
Respond to the first RSVP Take a hint you
Dumb broad And please stop reminding me '
Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see?
So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a
Child anymore You blew those candles like
A whore I don't care that it's your birthday
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