Canadian Flag
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If you're lost in the woods with your very best friend
And all you have between you is a Canadian flag
And all the wood is wet, and you're really freezing cold
You're gonna die of hypothermia and that's a total drag
What do you do, boy scout?
What do you do, girl guide?
Do you pray to the lord?
Do you run, run, run away and hide?
Do you burn the flag of your country to keep warm?
No, never never never never never do that!
What you should do instead is cut off your best friend's head
Use their hair as kindling, and cut out all their fat
Heat their fat up on a rock, and smear it on your body
Peel away their skin and use it as a sleeping bag
Eat the meat of your friend, and use their bones as fire logs
But never ever burn the Canadian flag!