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Christmas Goop
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Christmas, christmas, christmas
It's a wonderful time
When boys and girls around the world get covered in slime
The naughty ones get yellow slime, the nice ones get blue
But in the end, every single child is covered in goo
Oh, Christmas goop
A traditional known far and wide
Christmas goop
Super slime for the Yuletide
Christmas goop
Don't let it get in your eyes
Christmas goop
It's a holiday surprise!
Uh, I never heard of Christmas goop
Yo, whatcha talkin' 'bout?
Everybody's doin' the goop!
Are they?
It feels like Christmas goop
Was just something you made up one day
Na-ah, Christmas goop has been around since, like, forever!
Haters, haters, haters, say that goop's not legit
They say it's not traditional and we should just quit
But Christmas goop is as old as Christmas itself
So go on goop, your presents tree, and elf on the shelf
Oh, Christmas goop
No one's safe from the goo
Christmas goop
So goop your friends before they goop you
Christmas goop
Just don't mistake it for fondue
Christmas goop
It's catching on, yes, it's true
I still don't get it, like, why?
Why goop people?
Because it's Christmas, duh
I know it's Christmas, but why goop them?
It makes no sense
It only makes sense if you have the Christmas spirit in your heart, pear
What are you talking about?
Wow, I guess we'll have to goop some Christmas spirit into you
What?! Aaahhh!!!
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
Spirit lives deep inside
But Christmas spirit's not a thing that a people should hide
So if you want to see your grinch-like heart grow in size
A double dose of Christmas goop is what we prescribe
Oh, Christmas goop
Some will say that it's weird
Christmas goop
But it brings holiday cheer
Christmas goop
Don't let it get in your ears
Christmas goop
Comes but once a year
Once a year? I've gotten gooped, like a hundred times already
Listen, I've had enough of Christmas goop!
You hear me? Enough!! Aaahhh
Oh, Christmas goop
It's a wonderful gift
Christmas goop
It's on every child's list
Christmas goop
So close your eyes, make a wish
Christmas goop
And get gooped good this Christmas
It got in my mouth!
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