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Try Not To Be a Cunt, It's Christmas
Fascinating Aïda
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Christmas comes but once a year
And when it comes, it brings good cheer
A season of goodwill and fun
And yet while most of us feel festive
Grinches out there just get restive
And spoil it all for everyone
Though it's too much to expect you to be nice
You'll find that life is easier with this advice
Try not to be a cunt, it's Christmas
It's only for a day or two
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
So don't go looking like you swallowed a bunch of holly
Help with the washing up, and don't be a slob
Don't shout at elves, they're just doing their job
For fucks' sake, be merry
Have another sherry and try not to be a cunt
It's not 12th night yet
Try not to be a cunt
I'm still eating turkey
Try not to be a cunt
Just call me Rudolph
Try not to be a cunt
C-U-N-T
Cuntity, cuntity, cunt!
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