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So Nicolas Cage is playing Joe Exotic? That's some terrible casting man, haha He should be playing the Taika Step to the cage and it gets quick to rip your face off Just like he did in my favorite film, Face Off You know the one where he and John Archer based off Swap places, put each other's face on But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, ooh Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya But I'll never grab your ass without a hallelujah Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas? All he has to do is look like he got syphilis Be the tiger king, you gotta lower your appraisal And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles That movie crazy, kidnap a baby out his carriage Getting beaten down heavily just to fix his broken marriage An underrated film, hope he won't be character Around the tiger amateurs going straight for another limb The cast of mind back 55 hundred days The tick of a lobster in the side of one Benjamin Gates Historian, delve the demons in the artifacts and tracks Like the Indiana Jones of America's past A fist of cash for your ledger in your pocket is the game Got a national treasure on the docket for today But never say that Ben Gates has ever been late To a date with Ben Franks, traces scattered in the United States Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze With the pen is there, he can take you out in just one gaze Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way For all these other Marvel movies breaking records 'til this day Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay Also brought some change and again, they ain't fourplay Rotten Tomato critics thinking that they're all that Ghost Rider 'bout to pull up and leave his car spray When you think wicker, you might think furniture Not Nic Cage facing crazy fake murderers Father Somalis wants a little girl for Tampa You just gotta ask the critics to see how he got burned Have to fight for his life, rapier-y acolyte See the sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes Help the bees, help the bees, help the bees, help the bees Oh no, now cut the rabbit, let's make some magic happen We watching wizards with them plasma lighting on Manhattan When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true He training up a new apprentice like Kenobi would do Oh yeah, Bob the zombie's great, yeah Hear the men today, yeah And a mortal warlord played by the immortal Cage, yeah Critics must be under my control with all the hate, yeah This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia I'm Tom Wells, I sat in that armchair Arms started to swell, I was watching a bombshell A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann had to make a plan Private eye trying to find a guy in the master sky A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff I'm back for revenge and Dick Eddie, the warning's up Kill the machine when rain started to fill up I saw the biggest secrets rise up in eight millimeters 'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger The type of man who cannot be tamed So when you try to cage up the tiger You'll bring the tiger right out the cage Nic Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo In Wild at Heart, Silly Ripley was the bomb, yo With a snakeskin jacket representing symbolically His individuality and freedom hyperbolically With Wizard of Oz references throughout Cage becomes a father but Laura Dern is left in doubt Will he love her tender when he's out of prison? A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with Place in Besmondo, dressing up like Don Ho Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo Whoa, assassination in Atlantic City Save the victim, spitting blood on this corrupt system But Lil' Ricky Rolls snake eyes, it's that easy The house wins but hey, at least he got on TV Eight beers and I didn't crash I bought a bunny and I bring him back (bunny) He's in a bag, in a box, in a duffel bag Rolling through the sky with a whole lot of rude dudes A weak man might raise hands to the sky Yelling "Why me?" while the cold sweat from his eye brown But I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich Either way, put the bunny in the box, bitch Lord of War, best movie in the arsenal Nic Cage rage as crazy as an animal Did a line of blow but mixed it with gunpowder Selling more weapons to all sides, controlling power Did it for his country so he'll never get caught Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke And a brother Jared Leto can't get over the coke Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jericho smoke When the sun goes down, out come the night crawlers And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss Have a Band-Aid handy for my vampire's kiss Call you guano, you gone batshit I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god) Are you Nosferatu or could you be faking? Either way, throw your shades on and keep your cheap things in Return of the King, not the tiger, just remember Cage in his veteran role, Joe Enders Wind talking through all the fire and the embers Based on true events but it is Cage that we remember Nobody can argue the heat that he brought has got us fooled hard People are dying but we are complying 'cause he is my czar Yeah, you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon Disappear in every role, I wish that I could meet him 'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger The type of man who cannot be tamed So when you try to cage up the tiger You'll bring the tiger right out the cage Tell me, say this is a Nicolas Cage cypher Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain So if you think you can cage up the tiger You'll bring the tiger right out the cage Big daddy in your warehouse ready to ass kick Along with Hit-Girl and her sidekick, Ass-Kick Me and my daughter eat your guts on the walls (Let's get sundaes after), good call, baby doll Ex-cop vigilante but I'm incognito You're about to meet the reaper, Frank D'Amico Take cover, child, quick, hit the light Now switch to Kryptonite Next up, moonstruck, romantic leading man Get the big knife and a very locked-in hand Tickets to the opera, Loretta looking pretty Howl at the moon, this is New York City Will Ronnie betray his brother who's away? Olympia Dukakis Tryna get a rock star call Frazier's dad And take him out to dinner So sorry Nick, cheers Oscar winners This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman Trying to make a rap about the book but the outcome's Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block So let me pass to someone who actually likes hip-hop My brother Donald taking over the script A lyrical wrecking ball That's pushing weight and moving bricks That isn't a metaphor Never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall Yeah, look okay, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the 1930s Let the bats run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning Soul is hurting, death and flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words House they repping pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse Feeling a notch in the force in my punches Is knocking the Mitch to the ground Wow, I'm feeling profound and sick and Dizzy in the state of the nation we found Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight To talk about morality because to me it's black and white The year was '96 when Nick was in a riff Michael Bay said stick him in a rock and it'll be a hit You've got James Bond calling the shots Underneath the shower making future Call of Duty plots A classic case of chemical warfare And not to general 'cause he's losing his own hair The Cage yet again part of action history Saving San Francisco from what could have been its misery They call me Red even though my neck ain't Middle name is Revenge and I'll get straight With the coke that killed my Mandy, damn I'm not Frank Sinatra, don't need any pants Got an axe to grind but first to forge one Pick up a chainsaw and forget your sword, son I take a lot of licks, now I'm flipping balls They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all Because Nicolas Cage is a tiger The type of man who cannot be tamed So when you try to cage up the tiger You'll bring the tiger right out the cage Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cypher Tying down the fly off the chain So if you think you can cage up the tiger You'll bring the tiger right out the cage ย