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Good Sports and Hecklers
Lisa Lampanelli
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I'm not gonna lie to you. You guys are a great crowd. Lisa Lampanelli
Does not lie. Now when I ask you this, tell me the truth. Did you
Have a good time at the show so far? That's awesome. No, but
Seriously, I never leave the stage without clapping for the people
Who are good sports, because to me, everybody deserves their moment
Now, Chalk, you are a fine, fine brother. I love you. Clap it up
For the black guy. Thank you, man. Holler back at a bitch, I'll see
You later, son. Yes, son. Yes, son. No, what is your name again
Hispanic? What is it? Juan? For real? Juan, you're an awesome guy
And wait a minute, Hispanics do work
What do you do for a living, Juan?
I'm in the car business
In the car business? Stealing? Oh, look at, my button popped. He
Told me he had a fuckin' job, I got excited. Give me that button
Those are five dollars a button, give me that freakin' button
I'll kill ya. I will freakin' come down there and reach between
Your legs, you think I care? That's funny, it popped right off
He's a car business, like, bing bing bing bing bing. That was hot
No, but Pedro, you were terrific. I really appreciateโI voted
For Pedro, I want you to know that. I love this guy, right here
It's okay. Who else was nice? Oh, the old guy. Sir, don't worry
It's almost over. I don't mean the show. Shut up, that was the
Funniest, meanest thing that's ever been said to anyone. No sir
You're a very nice man. And is this your wife sitting next to you?
No, my daughter
That's your daughter. You're having sex with your daughter
This is disgusting. Even that creepy Arab behind you is
Grossed out. Look at that guy, man, he's horny. You know
What they say, once you go Arab, you might as well fuck a
Camel. It smells the same. Oh, very good, very nice, my friend
My friend. Are you an Arab? Are you an Arab, sir? Indian?
Slurpy Indian
Slurpy Indian, thank you, sir. The audience is now heckling
Themselves. I appreciate that. No, old guy, you were terrific
What's your real name, so I don't have to call you that?
Earl
Earl, you're awesome. Clap for Earl and the
Bitch who cuts his food. Heartwarming, really
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