Poor Armadillo
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Poor armadillo on the side of the road
With them short arms and little legs
Can't help but move too slow
Yeah, poor armadillo
Folks are scared to touch ya
You live twenty years at best
Thinkin' nobody loves ya
Poor armadillo, man, you're tougher than a boot
I guess that's why nobody cooks up armadillo stew
Yeah, poor armadillo, people hit you just for fun
I guess that chicken crossed the road
Just to prove it could be done
Poor, poor armadillo
You're so misunderstood
Yeah, poor, poor armadillo
You're better than you look
Poor armadillo, bet you love a honky-tonk
'Cause you look like Moe Bandy with an army helmet on
Yeah, poor armadillo
You are a friend of mine
You make tacos out of termites
You make scorpions run and hide
Poor, poor armadillo
You're so misunderstood
Poor, poor armadillo
You're better than you look
Yeah, poor, poor armadillo
You're so misunderstood
Yeah, poor, poor armadillo
You're better than you look
Poor, poor armadillo
Well, you're so misunderstood
Poor, ugly armadillo
Well, you're better than you look
Yeah, you're better than you look
Yeah, poor armadillo, man, keep up the fight
'Cause the whole state of Texas is on your side