Swivel-Man No Uta
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What's that thing?
What is he? (what is he?) (what is he?)
He is called the swivel
The Swivel-Man
He's Swivel-Man
Some say he's an idiot
They say he's dumb as rock
He's the man that thinks it's fun
To joke about his cock
Swivel at the head
Move up and down
Swivel at the shoulder, arm moves out
Bend at the elbow
Swivel at the wrist
Ball joint here
And swivel at the tits
When action figures are at hand
The swivel's in command
He's a creature
With greasy hair
He's Swivel-Man
Swivel-Man
One day he was touched by
A tiny plastic hand
Learning of this blessed joint
He began to understand
Swivel at the waist
And a hip ball joint
Swivel at the thigh
Oh, what's the point
Bend at the knee
I wish I was dead
Pivot at the ankle
Beautiful spread
When action figures are at hand
The swivel's in command
He's unfunny
But I don't care!
He's Swivel-Man
He's Swivel-Man!
Swivel-Man:
(Autistic Noise)