Forced To Eat Moldy Granola
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A camping trip in the wilderness
you have to bring your own food
Sticks of cheese and some Slim Jims
A small amount of trail mix
The hike is long and strenuous
You're working up an appetite
You haven't tried granola yet
Focused on eating other foods
Eating food for the energy
But raccoons take your food
And leave you with nothing more
than a package of granola that is moldy
The raccoons ran away with your food
And now you're lost in the forest
In a state of desperation
You take a handful
of mold
It was a mistake
You should not have eaten it
The toxins fill your bloodstream
And turn you into a zombie
Your brain is now a pile of mush
You wander to a bear cave
And then the bear eats you
And now we have a zombie bear
Forced To Eat moldy granola