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Craziest Story
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Man, I got the craziest story for you, bruh
Craziest story for you, bruh
No, she didn't!
Aye, while I was at the mall straight chillin' like a bachelor
Pulling off my Oscar award-winning actor
I played the role, 'cause baby girl in the kiosk a crazy ho
You said a crazy ho? I said a crazy ho
I had to shake her off my line the other day before
My wife walked out the store like, "You crazy guy"
Then she started mean mugging with the lazy eye
You said the lazy eye? I said the lazy eye
But don't worry about it bruh, you know my lady fly
She said, "Hold up, who was that girl at the kiosk?"
And when I looked back, she was flipping me off
It was crazy
I said, "Oh no, no, I don't know this chick"
Then she started runnin' up screaming, "Golden dick"
She said golden dick? She said golden dick
Then she got close to me and started holding it
My wife's jaw dropped, then they started to fight
I knew it was bad news 'cause the broad was white
You said the broad was white? Yep, the broad was white
And when the cops got there, they all was white
But yo, check it, it's really a fool
'Cause the cop was the chick I hit in high school
And all through the academy
I would come over and slip dick to Natalie
Nightstick with battery
So it's Natalie, my wife, and this kiosk chick
With a ripped up shirt on, still tryna flirt on
Police told her to take the day off
And then told my wife to make her way off
And guess what? I was arrested
She said I had a warrant and it wasn't contested
And she could help me out with my criminal record
And then she put her hands on my genitals
Check it
Aye, that was crazy, though
'Cause how it ended was really a fool
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