Lick Myself (Album Version) [Album Version]/Album Version
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To be a dog is to sit like a log watching people on the run
We don't need your pity 'cause your
Life is shitty, we have the real fun
'Cause I can lick myself, got to go
You guys have fun at the Broadway show
Lick myself, I'm the star
Have a good time at the sushi bar
Lick myself, eat my ham
Have a good time at the poetry slam
Lick myself, suck and squirt
You guys have fun at the Beck concert
They say that man is the higher species because of the opposable thumb
Well man, I'll pass on playing guitar for the way that I can cum
Yes, I can lick myself, wet my cock
Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock
Lick myself, taste my dick
You guys have fun at the Julie flick
Lick myself, self-fellate
You guys have fun on your double date
Lick myself, hydro-wank
Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank
So go ahead man and rule the world and say you're the master race
You can operate complex machinery while I sit on my own face
I simply lick myself, douse my pole
You guys have fun at the cotton bowl
Lick myself, soak my meat
Have a good time at the staff retreat
Lick myself, wash my tool
Have a good time at the cooking school
Lick myself, polish my knob
You guys have fun with your finger job
I know an old setter who's now a bed
Wetter, he's deaf and has brittle hair
His hip is shot and he pukes a lot, but he don't fucking care
He can still lick himself, got to fly
You guys have fun rentin' the Cable Guy
Lick myself, grease my rod
You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad
Tell 'em, bitch!
Oh, I couldn't
Sing it!
Alright!
Lick myself, munch my rug
Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug
Lick myself, chug my poon
Try to have fun on your honeymoon
Lick myself, bathe my balls
You guys have fun making conference calls
Lick myself, I'm my own lunch
Have a good time making pineapple punch
Lick myself, chew my hair
Have a good time at the lilac fair
Lick myself, tongue my wang
Have a good time at your friend's shebang
Lick myself, slurp my snot
You guys have fun with your hand
And your bottle of liquid soap