Secret Crush
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3rd grade, I've loved him since 3rd grade
3rd grade, I loved him so much
Bitch, get your hands off my secret crush
You're not se pretty
You're not so smart
You're not a real blonde
And you've got ... bad taste in art
Why does he love you?
You're sucis a total wreck
You're hooked on Xanax
Wow, I hate that dress
3rd grade, I've loved him since 3rd grade
3rd grade, I loved him so much
Bitch, get your hands off my secret crush
You get to kiss him
That drives me nuts
What's with his judgment?
He's dating such a putz
3rd grade, I've loved him since 3rd grade
3rd grade, I loved him so much
Bitch, get your hands off my secret crush
8th grade, still loved him in 8th grade
8th grade, my heart was like mush
Bitch, get your hands off my secret crush
How can I kill you?
What could I use?
I could just whack you
With one of your cheap-ass Payless shoes
It's time for action
It's time to fight
I've been takin' Tae-bo
Now I'm just like Dolomite!
3rd grade, I've loved him since 3rd grade
3rd grade, I loved him so much
Bitch, get your hands off my secret crush
Thirty-two, I just turned thirty-two
Thirty-two, and I'm a lush
Bitch, get your hands off wy secret crush