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Red White and Blue

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In an airport bar mindin' my own business Up walks this hanky girl with purple britches She said, "Why don't you stop spittin' in that Dixie cup?" I said, "Shoot that dog and teach it to hunt," ah yeah She said, "I'm a Playboy bunny, I'm wearin' Prada shoes And I can't be seen with the likes of you" I said, "I'm pleased to meet you, but when I finish this glass I'll be headin' back to Texas, girl, you kiss my ass" A little country is all that I need A little Waylon and Willie and Robert Earl Keen There's a reason this flag is red, white and blue And just one star, and baby, it ain't you I've traveled all over the world and seen some pretty strange things Nothin' prepared me for the NYC They got that Lady Gaga, they got that Sugar Ray But when you're hittin' rock bottom, you need some Hank A little country is all that I need A little Waylon and Willie and Robert Earl Keen There's a reason this flag is red, white and blue And just one star, and baby, it ain't you Just a little guitar right there When the plane touched down in Austin, Texas The lady on the speaker said, "Welcome to hell" I grabbed my old guitar, jumped in my four-wheel drive Cranked up the radio, man, it's Saturday night A little country is all that I need A little Waylon and Willie and Robert Earl Keen There's a reason this flag is red, white and blue Only just one star, and baby, it ain't you Nah, it ain't you Only just one star, and baby, it ain't you