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If Star Wars Had Lyrics
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Welcome to this jumpin joint they got aliens having happy hour
Hive of scum and villainy where the cultures can all feel in power
That's Mos Eisley for you though it's inclusive full of joy
All are welcome if you ain't a droid
Lizard men, baby bat check out all these patrons
Yeti sloth, Cosmonaut, literally Satan
If you got nuts and bolts, ain't your situation
Targeted casual racism to nobody but the droids
(Ooooh wah wah wah wah)
Each Cantina customer has a criminal record or a weapon
Solo freaking shot a dude and some Jedi performed amputation
No one seems to give a damn they just shrug and keep on drinkin
Yet they deny entrance for the droids
Clanker and goldenrod those are racial slurs
Sold as slaves tourture caves no one has it worse
Yet it's all understood in the universe
That it is super ok to be racist only to the droids
They'll plow fields they pilot ships they're fluent in most languages
They're sentient compassionate intelligent high-tech
Plus every single character in every single movie
Would be dead without old R2
So what you can take away from this swingin and jaunty little lecture
Is that you should not be cruel to a being that has pain receptors
Droids have feelings through and through
At least thats true here in Star Wars
Where this music style is called jizz
Jizz its called jizz it's a real thing
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