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Thank you for coming here
You've travelled all the way from afar
Following a heavenly star
And thanks for the gifts you've brought
I realise they can't have been cheap
I mean the shepherds only brought us a sheep
Oh but you shouldn't have
Oh you shouldn't have
Your three gifts are better than the rest
And I know which one Jesus likes best
It's the myrrh
All my companions concur
That's what the new ones prefer
It's indisputable
It's just what he wanted
All this myrrh
You're quite the entrepreneur
It's better than orange liquor
It's unconventional
I can't believe that
You brought myrrh
Pass me that other one
From underneath the Christmas tree
I wonder what could this present be
Oh look it's heavier
And it's shinier
You have really caught me
Off my guard
I haven't even got you a card
Frankincense
What can I say to you gents
The kindness you've shown is immense
It's unbelievable
Jesus goes mental for
Frankincense
A wonderful turn of events
I'd hate to think of the expense
You've been so generous
Thanks for the frankincense
And the myrrh
Myrrh
On the first day of christmas, I learnt this in I.T.
F1 is the help key
On the second day of christmas, I learnt this in I.T.
F2 is rename, and F1 is the help key
On the 11th day of christmas, I learnt this in I.T.
F11's full screen, F10 does nothing, 9 does nothing, 8 does nothing, 7 does nothing
F6 does nothing... F5 refreshes the screen!
F4's the URL, F3 finds files, F2 is rename, and F1 is the help key.
And on the 12th day of christmas, I moved them all around.
Now F12's the URL, F11 finds files, F10 is rename, F9 switches the lights off, 8 fires rockets, 7 makes you pregnant,
6 still does nothing, F5 goes ping!
F4 gives you aids, F3 cures aids, F2 has disappeared, and F1 is the help key.
Once, there was this man who
Woke up in the morning, and his left side didn't work,
So he went to the Doctor, who said,
"You've had a massive stroke sir,
you'll never walk again,
now do you have any questions?"
And he said, "Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh."