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Organ Transplant
Redd Foxx
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Lady walked in the doctor's office, said, "Doc"
Doctor said, "Well, what's your problem, madam?"
She said, "Well, doc, it's my husband, um, we don't enjoy sex like we used to"
Doctor said, "Well, how old are you?"
She said, "Well, I'm 82, doc" (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Doctor said, "Well, how old is your husband?"
She said, "Well, he's 87"
Doctor said, "Hmm, I see," he said, "When did you notice this lack of enjoyment?"
She said, "Well, three times last night and twice this morning" (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Don't underestimate folks with transplants going like they're going
Pretty soon, vital organ transplants will be the thing - vital organ transplants
Imagine a white guy in the shower looking like a panda (ha-ha-ha-ha) (ha-ha-ha-ha)
A toast - what's the difference between a Northern girl and a southern girl?
The Northern girls say, "You can" and the Southern girls say, "You all can" (ha-ha-ha-ha) (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Another toast - what's the best way to cut off a cat's tail? (Ha-ha-ha-ha), repossess his Cadillac (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Little more there, thank you - hey, got more toasts, you might as well have a couple of more while we're here
Toast - where do cousins come from? Aunt holes (ha-ha-ha-ha), I ain't lied yet (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Okay, we have another one, toast (ha-ha-ha-ha), what's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket?
A pickpocket snatches watches (ha-ha-ha-ha)
This is a good crowd here tonight, you're clever, I'm not kidding (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Now, I'll tell you this, though, the most dangerous man on Earth is a Greek in sneakers (ha-ha-ha-ha)
It's "Are man there?" "Are" (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Have you ever heard a Frenchman count? 65, 66, 67, 68, "Pssf" (ha-ha-ha-ha), 70, 71 (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Always plenty toasts around, we might, I'ma do one more, man, then come back to 'em
What's rougher than a corn cob? (Ha-ha-ha), snaggle-toothed sissy with the hiccups (ha-ha-ha-ha)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha) (that's right) (I'm alright) (ha-ha-ha-ha)
There's a sign in the cathouse window, said "Out to lunch, beat it" (ha-ha-ha-ha)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha) (woo)
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