Getting Sniffles on a Flight
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I gotta travel a lot when I'm doing stand-up, and uh, I was on
A flight one time and I had a little bit of a runny nose. And
So I went like this: -sniffle- All of a sudden, the guy next to
Me goes, "Hey man, you gonna blow your nose, or am I gonna have
To listen to you have the sniffles for six fucking hours?" And
I was stunned for two reasons. One, I couldn't believe he'd be
So rude to a total stranger, and two, I'd never heard the words "
Sniffles" and "fucking" in the same sentence together before!