Peanut Butter
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We used to love peanut butter. Still do. I saw something in the
Store the other day that I don't understand, that peanut butter
And jelly in the same jar. Is there a point to that? I mean, I mean
I'm lazy, but I wanna meet the guy that needs that. Some guy going
"You know, I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open
Two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. Cleaning
Who knows how many knives!" If you're that lazy, why not put
Croutons in there, get the whole sandwich on a spoon, you know
Just scooping it out. "Mmm, oh, scrumptious! I think I'm gonna have
Another one. Oh, mmm, delectable! As was the first." Or if you
Don't wanna clean the spoon, you put it on a squeeze bottle. "Mmm
Lunch and no clean-up! Can life get better? I submit that it cannot!"