Can't Slap It No More
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I'm so motha funkin stiff (so stiff)
Can't even play a basic riff
I can't slap it no more
I'm so god damn pissed
You angry motha funka
Tryna train this motha funkin wrist
Sorry homie
Lost my purple saber, but that ain't the worst
My career as a slapper now officially cursed
Pull up on the rehearsal, tried to hit that funky groove
Need a whole can of WD-40 just to make it move
Force-choke the neck, tryna bend a note
Sounding like a protocol droid having a stroke
Threw my bass at the drummer, "This ain't quite my tempo, man"
I be funkin trippin', I can't slap it like I planned
I'm so motha funkin stiff (so stiff)
Can't even play a basic riff
I can't slap it no more
I'm so god damn pissed
You angry motha funka
Tryna train this motha funkin wrist
Sorry homie
You need a grip for the funk, you can't fake it with a trick
Midichlorians be useless when I'm tryna hit a lick
Jedi suckas meditating, acting like we so profound
I'm just tryna use the force to get that funky slapping sound
Ain't no Force healing in the galaxy fixing this joint
Band had to go on tour (we're sorry to disappoint)
Sounding like a Bantha every time I pluck
This cybernetic healthcare really motha funkin suck
I'm so motha funkin stiff (so stiff)
Can't even play a basic riff
I can't slap it no more
I'm so god damn pissed
You angry motha funka
Tryna train this motha funkin wrist
Sorry homie
Tryna slap my goddamn bass
(tryna slap my goddamn bass)
I'd be tryna slap my goddamn bass
(tryna slap my goddamn bass)
On Force, I used to slap that thang!
Need some WD-40 on this bi
I'm so motha funkin stiff (so stiff)
Can't even play a basic riff
I can't slap it no more
I'm so god damn pissed
You angry motha funka
Tryna train this motha funkin wrist
I can't slap it no more
Tryna slap my goddamn bass
I can't slap it no more
I can't slap it no more