Wooster Will Entertain You (Bertie) (The American Premier Recording)

By Jeeves Original Broadway Cast

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I've two left feet I do remember Sing them a spot of opera? I'd strongly oppose that choice Bad idea? Wasted here Better to save the voice for smarter functions How do I entertain them? Showbiz traditions upheld be blowed You wouldn't see me for dust but for that code And yet... What would a chap do without it? How would he get through without it? How could he stay true without The code of the Woosters? If you're at sea I shall be there Even put off tea to be there Woosters have swum oceans For the code of allegiance Duly owed for the Wooster code What a load! I appear to be in some quandary Tell me, what is a chap to do? Walk high wire? Swallow fire? Give them the old soft shoe? Can't do that either How do I entertain them? Might I suggest that you reminisce? And what precisely? May I? Something like this... I'm still not certain this is going to work, Jeeves Nonetheless... Woosters have died gladly for the code of For that rugged heavy load called the Wooster code Oh, what the heck! Yes, Wooster will entertain you So let me allay your fears Look at those rows and rows Some on the edge of tears "I couldn't do it!" Wooster will entertain you Using the talents that God bestowed No cause for panic He'll stay true to his code Now Wooster is geared for action His talents will be revealed All the flair of Fred Astaire Voice of a Grace Field If slightly deeper Wooster the wily wordsmith Weaving such wonders as you've not knowed He'll keep his promise He'll keep true to his code No, Wooster will entertain you Can always be sure of that He'll prevail Should he fail Bertram will eat his hat With bags of mustard! Wooster will entertain you Watch out, the fireworks will soon explode No need to worry He'll stick true to his code Don't leave the building I'll stick true to my code!