Spoonin' Rap
Spoonie G.
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You say a one for the trouble, two for the time
A-come on y'all, let's rock the -whistle
A-yes, yes, y'all, a-freak, freak, y'all, a-funk the beat, y'all
And then you rock and roll, and then you roll and rock
And then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop
'Cause I'm the S to the P double-O-N-Y
The one MC who you can't deny
'Cause I'm the baby maker, I'm the woman taker
I'm the cold crushin' lover, the heartbreaker
So come on, fly girls, and please don't stop
'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, one to hit the top
A-young ladies, a-rock on
See, I was drivin' down the street on a stormy night
To say up ahead there was a terrible fright
There was a big fine lady, she was crossin' the street
She had a box with the disco beat
And so I hit my brakes, but not on there
I missed the young lady by only a hair
And then I took-a me a look, I said "La-dee-da-dee"
A big fine girl, she had a hell of a body
Then she looked at me and then she started switchin'
So I took-a my keys out of the ignition
Got out the car and kept my mouth shut
Because my 20/20 vision was right on her butt
I caught up with her, I said "You look so fine
I swear to God, I wish you was mine"
She said "Hey boy, you're Spoonie Gee"
A-that's right, honey, how do you know me?
She said "Spoonie Gee, you're all the same
And everybody who disco know your name"
I said "A-come on, baby, it's not too far
We're gonna take a little walk to my car"
I said we got to the car, then we sat in the seat
And then the box was rockin' to the funky beat
And then I looked at her and pushed the seat back
Turned off my box and put on my 8-track
And then I started rappin' without no pause
Because my mind was just a-gettin' in those jaws
And then I got in the start, we started doin' to the beat
And started doin' like this, started doin' the freak
A-yes, yes, y'all, a-freak, freak, y'all
'Cause I'm M.C. Spoonie Gee, I wanna be known
As the master politician of the microphone
'Cause I'm a man's threat and I'm a woman's pet
And I'm known as the man's joy
And I'm a man who fights on the microphone
Who all the people enjoy, y'all
A-yes, yes, y'all, a-freak, freak, y'all
And don't stop, a-keep on
See, I was spankin' and a-freakin' at a disco place
I met a fine girl, she had a pretty face
And then she took me home, you see, the very same night
The girl was on and she was out of sight
And then I got the girl for three hours straight
But I had to go to work, so I couldn't be late
I said "Where's your man?", she said "He's in jail"
I said "A-come on, baby, cut the tellin' and tell"
'Cause if he comes at me and then he wants to fight
See, I'ma get the man good and I'ma get him right
See, I'ma roll my barrel and keep the bullet still
And when I shoot my shot, I'm gonna shoot to kill
'Cause I'm Spoonie Spoon and don't mess around
I drop a man where he stands, right dead on the ground
You see, from Africa to France, say, to Germany
You couldn't pay any man try to mess with me
'Cause I'm a smooth talker, I'm the midnight stalker
I'm the image of the man they call the jay-walker
If you're gonna be my girl, just come along
And just-a clap your hands to my funky song
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble either
And most people call me a woman pleaser
'Cause I keep the phone numbers on the shelf
I go to make a love and then I keep it to myself
So no one's gonna know what I'm doin' to you
Not your sister, brother, niece, nor your mother, father too
A-take that, y'all, and don't stop
And keep-a on and on and on and on
And like hot butter on, say, what, the popcorn
Young ladies, a-rock on
Fly guys, what a big surprise
'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, don't take no mess
From the north, the south, from the east, the west
'Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee's the best
Young ladies, rock on, y'all
Rock, rock, y'all, and don't stop
A-keep on, a-to the shell shock
And then you rock and roll, and then you roll and rock
And then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop
'Cause I'm the S to the P double-O-N-Y
The one MC who you can't deny
A-young ladies, a-rock on
A-fly guys, what a big surprise
'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, don't take no mess
From the north, the south, from the east, the west
'Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee's the best
Young ladies, a-rock on, y'all
A-rock, rock, y'all, and don't stop
A-keep on, a-to the shell shock
A-then you rock and roll, and then you roll and rock
And then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop
'Cause I'm the S to the P double-O-N-Y
The one MC who you can't deny
A-young ladies, a-rock on
A-fly guys, what a big surprise
'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, don't take no mess
From the north, the south, from the east, the west
'Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee's the best
Young ladies, a-rock on, y'all
Rock, rock, y'all, and don't stop
A-keep on, a-to the shell shock
And then you rock and roll, and then you roll and rock
And then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop
'Cause I'm the S to the P double-O-N-Y
The one MC who you can't deny