Country Spouse (Blurb)
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Wait a minute, what's going on with that?
My wife's gone bleedin'
Since me fella, I hate more wella
I thought to myself, "Whoops, my wife's a little tubby"
Bluffin' her fat face continually
She's been to the clinic but her heart's not in it
Curry and rice and apple slice in a minute
Caught in a nightmare of pie and peas
Oh, I'm Jack Frost and she's so fat
I live with me spouse, me very big spouse in the country
Neckin' gravy, chips and peas, that's the food she eats in the country
She drinks a gallon of pils, most of which she spills in the country
Have a ham and pickle bun that'll keep her calm in the country
Scuffin' Knickerbocker glory, she'll always ignore me
Feeding her face while watching Jackanory
Drown in her order of mug of tea
Sittin' on the shitter whilst they're knockin' back beer
She needs a helpin' hand, I'd better go and get her
Oh, what a case of obesity
Oh yes and how, she's a lardy arse cow
I live with me spouse, me very big spouse in the country
Neckin' gravy, chips and peas, that's the food she eats in the country
She has a gallon of pils, most of which she spills in the country
Have a ham and pickle bun that'll keep her calm in the country
In the country (Whoa-oh-oh)
In the country (Whoa-oh-oh)
In the country
In the country (Whoa-oh-oh)
In the country (Whoa-oh-oh)
In the country
I live with me spouse, me very big spouse in the country
Neckin' gravy, chips and peas, that's the food she eats in the country
She has a gallon of pils, most of which she spills in the country
Have a ham and pickle bun that'll keep her calm in the country
In the country (Whoa-oh-oh)
In the country (Whoa-oh-oh)
In the country